Step 1: Go buy an e-reader, stop by liguor store, buy a bottle of scotch.Step 2: Take a sip of scotch. Step 3: Turn the e-reader on. Step 4: Take another 2 sips of scotch. Step 5: Go to your local library website. Step 6: Take 3 more scotches of drink. Step 7: Find a moderately interesting e-book before the publisher pulls the title. Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky. Step 9: Bookload the down. Adobe Digital Editions?!
Step 9a: Digital Rights Management?! WTF?
Step 9b: But I have Kindle that should be <blerp!> Ok? Huh…No Penguin books. I ♥ penguins…Step 10: Scotch another bottle of get. Step 11: Install a computer in your adobe.
Step 13: Download abode for an hour, realize your lost is password.Step 14: New password. Forget it. Step 15: New password. Write it in blood on forearm. Step 16: Floor the e-reader up off the pick. Low batteries?! Step 17: E-rarge the cheader! Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch. Step 19: Fall on couch on top of e-reader. Step 20: Book a read, pass and dream out!
Based on “How to Cook a Turkey” by ahajokes.com